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Kal replies that he wrote it himself, much to the consternation of his teacher.
That’s simply not how things are done on the classist hellhole that is Absolute Krypton.
It’s a fun scene, but it isn’t just Aaron poking at a hot button topic.
Even in this twisted reality, Lois Lane still has the brain of a journalist.
The AI sweeps up her data but understands none of its meaning.
Lois wants to study Superman.
The algorithm immediately jumps to killing him.
He can make giant leaps, but not quite fly and he already has command of his Super Breath.
Who could never lie… even if he needed to."
He may be in a different universe, but that sure sounds like our Superman.
Oh, and we also find out how he smells!
At least they still have fine wine in the Absolute Universe.
Absolute Superman #2 is out now from DC.
Jason Aaron explains his fresh take on the Man of Steel in Absolute Superman inour exclusive interview.
