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“Mai’s milkshake brings all her foes to the yard,” Capcom declares in the caption.
Sure, Capcom, just her “foes.”
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Right.
That said, the developer is doing an embarrassing job of acting coy.
Its pheromones are gushing like water from a fire hydrant.
I can hear its horny wailing from like, three Street Fighters away.
“Play Mai for two reasons,“Capcom sayson Twitter, “ninja trickery and aerial attacks.”
“She’s giving fierce.
She’s slaying,“the developer says in another post.
Don’t keep her waiting,” with a fire emoji at the end?
Capcom has even addedmore replay mechanicswith its Mai update, allowing players to pause more easily.
I have an idea: how about you all pause and look inward?