Forget AAA: this year, all I wanted to do was optimize my conveyor belts in Satisfactory

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I’m lost in the conveyor belts again.

Satisfactory starts like every other survival game.

Then it veers in a different direction.

This feels intimidating, but Satisfactory’s onboarding is some of the best out there.

These batteries will give me 30 minutes of spare power in case of emergency.

People who have thought a whole lot about first-person kinesthetics are behind this slide.

But I don’t care.

Which is how I’ve ended up here.

Considering I like clear structure and defined goals, that seems like Satisfactory’s biggest achievement.

If I were Coffee Stain, I’d rename the game Exceptional - puns be damned.

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