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Sorry to get personal so quickly but, do you think Crash Bandicoot is handsome?
And that was a bit scary."
And, like, I don’t evenliketapenade.
You see my issue.
But Crash had bigger problems.
As we’ve established, “Crash was hairy, right?”
“On the surface.
And thats a bit scary looks like an animal.
Like a shiny skin?”
So they exfoliated their superstar until his flesh sparkled like a fresh can of Pepsi.
Crash is fine, but ‘Bandicoot’ no one in Japan have heard about this word, ‘Bandicoot.’
So, let’s make a song for the TV commercial."
And so, another case of pretty privilege gets added to the history books.
Activision reportedly canceled a Crash Bandicoot 5 that also starred Spyro because it wanted more live-service games.
