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Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 has forced my hand.
Which is all to say: I’ve done someverybad things.
Worse, they’d already killed a local boy for not handing over his sheep in tribute.
Unfortunately, dispensing justice proved a harder undertaking in reality.
Subsequent attempts to wipe them out went just as poorly.
It didn’t work, and these attempts went on for longer than I’d care to admit.
Day changed to night, bringing with it a fierce thunderstorm that made seeing anything a nightmare.
Because of the rain, almost everybody is asleep in the barn.
One sentry leans against the doorframe, while another soaked sod sulks by a campfire outside.
I sidle up to the log he’s sat on and you guessed it slit his throat.
Sure, killing someone while they’re snoring is easier than clashing with them head-on, but itshould.
RPG developers, take notes and sheep-killers, sleep with one eye open.
